Z is for Zach (An Interview with)

By popular demand today's blog will be devoted to the one I love, Zach. He's the best! And today he's agreed to a guest spot on my blog.

Rose: Zach, why don't you first apologize to the readers for taking so long to do this interview? Tell them that you are sorry and that it 's all your fault and that one of us threatened divorce in order for you to be here.

Zach: Sorry readers, it's all my fault, one of us threatened divorce, it wasn't me, but one of us.

Rose: Zach, you've been asked here today to answer some awesome questions to let the readers know more about you and your personal life. We're all excited to hear from you, so are you ready to start?

Zach: Can't hear you.

Rose: Get out of the bathroom, let's go, already. We just started. Are you ready to start?

Zach: I do want to get some coffee, but then I'll be right back up and ready to start.

Rose: I hate you.

Rose: Let's start with some easy ones. What's your favorite color? Turquoise?

Zach: Blue or green

Rose: What's your favorite car? Dolorian?

Zach: I think there's a BMW, Z 3 that I like. I've grown fond of our civic.

Rose: Do you think that I'm going to die from anything I did today? I mean, I dropped those papers on the floor in CVS and about a foot away there was a bloody tissue!

Zach: No, you're not going to die...for the millionth time.

Rose: If we could live anywhere in the world, where would we live?

Zach: Oh man. In Heidi and Anthony's house, but they'd live on the Mediterranean and it would be more like a villa. And they would be rich and support us, which pretty much means Anthony would be rich and support us.

Rose: What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend?

Zach: Drink and watch football. I mean, spend time with Rose. Good close, personal time.

Rose: What's your least favorite chore?

Zach: Work of any type.

Rose: What do you remember about how we met?

Zach: I remember that one of the arms of my glasses was off and that you made good pasta bake and it was delicious and that the pasta bake sauce is magic and that I ate some of your leftovers. But only because I wanted to.

Rose: What's something the audience may not know about you?

Zach: I have a nurple.

Rose: No, you don't. Don't lie to make yourself sound interesting.

Rose: Whose your favorite band?

Zach: Radiohead

Rose: Why?

Zach: Because they rock so f****** bad.

Rose: We don't curse on my blog.

Rose: Ok, seriously, let's bring the focus back to me. What's your favorite thing about me?

Zach: I love how good of an interviewer you are and you're pretty and I like the way you sing songs around the house, like little made up songs that are silly and I like how vinegary you are.

Rose: Why don't you like Murder She Wrote?

Zach: I think it's an acquired taste that I've yet to acquire. Give me another 40 years.

Rose: You're wrong. It's the best show ever.

Rose: Ok, well, I'd like to thank you for being here today. I must say this has a been a lot of hype for a lot of nothing, but I think we all knew that there was no way you'd be more interesting than me. I'm the awesome one in this couple. Rebuttal?

Zach: Right on, the most enjoyable aspect of this interview was listening to your questions. That's pretty much what this has been about, let's be honest. Thanks for having me.

Rose: What's that noise?

Zach: Um... a chainsaw

Rose: Should we be worried? Is it a chainsaw massacre?

Zach: I think it might be. It's been on going for awhile.

Rose: What could they possibly be cutting?

Zach: A tree, Rose, what the hell else could they be cutting?

Rose: Fine, interview over. Now, I'm mad.

Zach: Good, I'm getting hungry, can you make me a sandwich?

Rose: Yeah, fine, ok.