He is often seen with a large set of keys for unlocking various items around the forest. He is super cute. Not quite as cute as a sea otter (NOT a river otter), but he's pretty darn cute. There is apparently a beaver that lives in the tiny pond by my house. I caught a brief, very brief, the briefest glimpse of him yesterday as he jumped out of the water for a second. Zach saw him on Tuesday a few times. I plan to keep going back to the pond until I can see him, tame him, take him home and keep him in the bathtub. Yeah, we only have the one shower, but I can't imagine that people will complain if they have to shower with a cute little beaver. Don't worry, I'm not cruel. I will allow him to go out to the backyard and cut down trees. I will even carry the trees up the stairs for him. Oh, it's going to be so good!
For an example of how to care for your beaver at home, you can go here. I'm guessing that this person is telling the truth, but the fact about the beaver needing to swim twice a day in order to do his dirty business? That seems a bit strange, no? Who am I to judge?
Anyway, I hope you have enjoyed this brief foray into education. Remember, if you get locked out of your tree in the forest just call on a beaver. He'll get you right as rain.
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