Addendum to Things I Find Disturbing...and Some Pictures (not of things I find disturbing)

7. The fact that my pee smells like Bacos. This would be more disturbing if I hadn't been eating Bacos recently, but the mere fact that about 24 hours after consuming the Bacos my pee smells exactly like them is a bit disconcerting. I mean it's not like I consumed half the bottle or anything (more like 1/4 at MOST) so why such an effect?

8. That my roommates apparently cannot take the trash cans from the garage and put them on the street so that the garbage men (or women, whatever) will take it. I'm not really doing anything constructive to contribute to this situation, like being an adult and mentioning it, instead I'm choosing to complain about it on a blog which they don't know exists, but one baby step at a time.

9. The impending blizzard. I'm more disturbed by the fact that I am not altogether sure what a blizzard entails. I believe we are only getting 1 to 3 inches, which if I have my math right will be blowing around 100 million miles an hour and blinding everyone, but I'm not really sure about that.

And now, please enjoy these lovely random pictures of things that I find amusing.

That's Adam. Can you see what he's pointing at? Here, look again:

It's a sign that says, "Code Adam". Isn't that weird? Almost as weird as your record never coming out on vinyl? I've seen those signs before, but not with Adam sitting next to one. It was a definite photo op.

I saw some awesome things at the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport. See that red sign next to the women's bathroom? It says:


Severe Weather Area. I was really scared going into that bathroom. I didn't know what I would encounter...a Poo-nami? A shit storm? Yellow Rain? But as it turns out that just means that if there is severe weather you can huddle in the bathroom for safety. Huddle in a public restroom with a bunch of scared strangers? No thanks, I'll just take my chances with the weather.

Here's something else I saw at the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport:



See? It's some sort of electronics vending machine. Seriously? People are so desperate for electronics they are willing to pump hundreds of quarters into a machine? I would not have thought. I guess it's true that in Texas they just do everything bigger (not necessarily better, but when they go, they go large).


And finally, I would like to leave you with this ultra sexy picture of me with crimped hair. Oh, how I wish that fashion tip from the 80s would come back! Zach on the other hand said that he thought the crimped hair was either, "the greatest look ever or the worst, but I honestly can't tell. I think I'm leaning toward the worst though." Whatever, one man's opinion.