We here at My Blog is Better Than Your Blog really don't want to focus on the work that we have to do and thought we'd start a new segment called, "Public Service Announcements". And so I bring you the first two in a series.
PSA #1:
Do not try a Starbucks Skinny Mocha Latte. You will just be wasting $4 and valuable time. And you will probably be shortening your life expectancy as well because it tastes like chemicals. I'm not sure what kind of chemicals, scary ones? Ones that are going to kill? Bad, bad chemical tastes. Don't try one. Resist the urge to "do the right thing" and cut down on sugar because you will just be sorely disappointed.
PSA #2:
If you are trying to get across the point that something is a "well-known fact", do not use the following statement,
"its relatively common knowledge... google it"
Because using that phrase makes you sound like the moron.
I'm just trying to make the world a better place.
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