I learned something last night that was both mind-blowing and earth-shattering. I was, needless to say, blown away and shattered by this revelation. So I am putting this out there for everyone and taking a little survey about the issue. I feel like I'm not alone (I have an N of 2 on this one) in this news being just too crazy, but I'd like to check in with the people.
Survey Question 1:
Did you know that baby carrots aren't really "baby carrots" - they are just pieces cut from regular adult carrots? YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT.
Survey Question 2/3:
ISN'T THAT INSANE? ARE YOU FREAKED OUT? I learned this last night and I am still amazed by it right now.
Survey Question 4/5:
Seriously, how crazy is that? Really? C'mon, that's nuts. The carrot industry has really had me fooled all these years. The even stranger part for me is that I don't like baby carrots that much. I like regular carrots better. I think I can get away with this because it is the center of the carrot so it might have a different taste profile and also apparently the process that they use to cut down the carrots heats them up a bit, so maybe it cooks them ever so slightly. I don't know. Maybe I can just taste deceit.
Survey Question 6:
Is it ever ok to continue standing in the street blocking all lanes of traffic even when a car is coming toward you? The answer to this one is no. No, jerkwads playing football and honestly just standing in the street in a gang formation, it is not ok. I don't care that it's a football weekend. I care that I have places to be. I'm in a car. A CAR! That's like 2000 lbs. of killing action right there. AND I'm driving it. SAFETY FIRST, LOSERS!
Sayonara.
1 comment:
well I'm not sure, but I think I didn't know that.
I told Scott (my roommate), and I'm pretty sure he didn't know it either. I happened to be drinking carrot juice from "baby carrots" at the time, which sparked the discussion.
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