The last post was sort of a cheat because I wrote it awhile ago...considering my considerable lack of talent lately, I'm going to say it was a real long time ago. Anyway, I figured I should post a little something else to make it "official". Yeah, I'm an over-achiever, so what?
So if you know anything at all about me then you know that I don't like people. It's not really people per se, but their germs that I object to. Well, ok, honestly it is the people. I don't like them. But mostly I don't like them touching me. Or looking at me. Anyway. Today I got on the bus and I sat on a seat that didn't have anyone near it. I was all alone and that made me really happy. At the next stop this old lady gets on and she chooses to sit down right next to me. So now her shirt is touching my arm and she's really close. This is upsetting to me because I don't like being touched by other people's clothing (as I mentioned before). So I decide to hate her. I hate her for sitting next to me and continuously touching me. So we ride for awhile and I stew. At the stop near the hospital a girl wearing a necklace gets off the bus and the old lady turns to me with this happy, shining face and says, "I like her necklace." And suddenly, I loved her. How cute is that? She was just happy about beauty in the world and decided to share that with me. It made me happy. I can't wait to get old so that I can totally talk to strangers...and maybe sit on top of them a little bit. I'm so close to 80 in my heart-of-hearts, maybe I'll get started early.
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