My Blog Really Isn't Better Than Your Blog

So it's been 4 months or so since my last post. Wow. That's a long time in between posts. I'm going to bet that anyone that ever read the blog has since given up "hope" that there will ever be anything else here. I suppose that's not such a bad thing. It's just par for the course really. I have decided to try my hand at blogging again though. I thought I would make myself try for "a-post-a-day-spectacular". I can almost guarantee that it will be anything but spectacular, but at least there will be a post a day for the next month. Although as I write this, it's the 3rd day of September. But still. I can always try. It's like they say, "if you fall off the horse, just lay still and you will be trampled to death" or something to that effect.

Here are some reasons why I haven't posted in forever:

1. I moved
2. General Malaise
3. Summer happened
4. I started school again
5. Moving was really hard
6. I'm incredibly unmotivated to do anything
7. I have nothing to say

Here are some snappy comebacks to those reasons:

1. People move everyday and unlike some do-gooder you didn't move to some 3rd world country without internet to vaccinate children or whatnot, you moved to Iowa. They have the internet in Iowa.
2. Get over it.
3. You could always take the computer outside and get your vitamin D while you type.
4. You haven't done anything in school yet either, you're lazy.
5. You didn't even have to do that much heavy lifting in the move.
6. See # 2
7. Neither does anybody else, but it doesn't stop them from posting.

And so you see, I have talked myself into the "post-a-day-September-spectacular". Honestly, if you can't go for quality, overwhelm them with quantity.

Stay tuned. Or not. The choice is yours.